Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Competition Returns To Bushwick
It’s funny the kind of competitions that go on elsewhere around the world. A year ago, micro penis owners across Brooklyn were the focus of Kings County Bar’s first ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant—the ultimate wet t-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises. The event which was such a diminutive hit has caused them to continue the tradition.
The second annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant will take place on Saturday, June 14th at the Bushwick bar.
Check out the funnny requirement for any prospective participants:
Our expert judges will take every little thing into account, including the contestants’ poise in both evening wear and bathing wear, talent, personality, and how well they represent the ideal of a man with a small dong. This day is about celebrating the fun-sized guys. Well-hung men shouldn’t even think about crashing, they will be ejected from the pageant and humiliated! Anyone who is interested in becoming a contestant, or who would like to be a judge (little experience required), please send email to SPB.Brooklyn@gmail.com. You must be over 21, and you must be able to attend in person (no photo or video entries.)